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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
IT'S SOOOO.....ADORABLE!!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!
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Jack: 364 days a year, I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding!! And do you know why?!
K.P.: Ooh! *raises hand* Is it because you're HOT?!!
Jack: YES!!! Wait...what?
Thanks...........
Jack:Why you make my head HUGE????????? and Do I know you ?????
Me:*gulp*Pls dont hurt me..........I just draw this for K.P. and No,you dont know me........
Jack:I am soooo gonna hurt you............
Me:Ahhhhhhhhhhh..........KP.......Help me...........*runs like the wind*
Jack:*chases BloodyGirl12*
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What do you think you are doing?!!!!
Jack: O.O; Um, chasing her?
HOW DARE YOU!!!! She's a great friend to me, so you better treat her nice!!!! Or I'll...
Jack: Or you'll what?
.....I can still do more photo manipulation.
Jack: O [] O *gasp* You wouldn't dare! Not after what you did to me in the first picture!
Oh, I will.
Jack: Okay, okay! I'll stop!
Say you're sorry.
Jack:......Hmph...Sorry.
Say it like you mean it!
Jack: No!
...Fine. HEY, BLODDYGIRL12, LOOK AT THIS!!!! [link]
Jack: AAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!!!
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Jack: 364 days a year, I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding!! And do you know why?!
K.P.: Ooh! *raises hand* Is it because you're HOT?!!
Jack: YES!!! Wait...what?
Jack:Hmph...........
Me
Jack:No!!
Me:T.T.......Oh ok.................*looks down at the floor sad*...
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-Twilight
-TDK
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Jack doesnt want to be friends with me...................
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-Twilight
-TDK
-and moar stuff i ish lurve (LOL)
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